Funny Cartoons and Pictures

You Know You Are a Mexican When...
You share the same social security number with all your amigos.
You have at least thirty cousins.
There is at least one member in your family named Maria, Guadalupe, Juan, Jose, or Jesus.
You run and hide when you see the Border Patrol.
You see a fence and want to hop over it.
You are too short to go on rides at Disneyland.

A bumper sticker I seen said "Pray for Obama - Psalms 109:8" Look it up!

Why do spics drive low-riders? So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time.

Why do niggers stink? So blind people can hate them too.

Why don't niggers take aspirin? They refuse to pick the cotton out.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drunk? I set WHO FREE.

Why don't sharks eat niggers? They think it's whale shit.

Why don't spics have barbeques? The beans keep falling through the grill.

How do you blindfold a chink? Dental floss.

How do chinks name their kids? They throw silverware down the stairs.

What's the most confusing day in Harlem? Father's Day

There is a nigger and a spic in the car, who's driving? The Cop.

Why do Mexican cars have those little steering wheels? So they can drive handcuffed.

Did you hear about the new Black Barbie? It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check.

Just wondering if anyone else got their stimulus package this year, I got mine, it contained 2 watermelon seeds, a package of cornbread mix and 10 coupons for KFC Go figure! Hope you get yours soon!

Wanna feel better? Start each day out with a positive outlook! Open a file in your computer. Name it Obama, send it to the recycle bin. Empty the recycle bin, Your pc will ask you if you want to get rid of "Obama"? Firmly click "yes". Feel better? The next day work on Nancy Pelosi and then work on Harry Reid.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? He got the gas bill.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza don't scream in the oven.

Why do Jews have big noses? Because air is free!

What do you call 50 niggers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.

How do you know that Adam and Eve were not black? Ever try to take a rib from a nigger?

What did the sheriff report about the nigger who had been shot 15 times? The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen!

How do you fit 100 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it's a raft.

Did you hear that the KKK bought the movie rights to "Roots"? We're going to play it backwards so it has a happy ending!

What do you do if you run over a Jew? Put it in reverse!

MY DOG

I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare". So I explained to her that my Dog is black, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and has no frigging clue who his Daddy is.

So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.

My Dog gets his first check Friday.

Damn this is a great country.

There are four people from different countries on the Empire State Building. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American. They all want to throw something off the building that they have a lot of in their country. The Japanese guy goes first. He throws off sushi.
- There is a lot of sushi in my country.
Next is the French guy. He throws off a condom.
- There is too much love in my country.
Next is the Mexican. He throws off a taco.
- There is too many tacos in my country.
Next goes the American. He looks around him and picks the Mexican up and throws him of the building and says:
- There are too many Mexicans in my country.

- What did the black man do first time when he saw a ship?
- He stuck his head under the water to see if it had wheels!

- What’s the difference between a nigger and a car tire?
- The tire doesn’t sing when you put chains on it!

- How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars?
- Because they’re lips wave in the wind and stick to their faces.

A nigger goes to the doctor in South Africa. He cries he’s got neck pains, the doctor tells him to strip his clothes and walk on four legs and stay for a while in every corner of the room. The nigger does this, then get’s up on his feet and asks the doctor what’s the point?:
- Well because I have a new black table and I wanted to see where to put it!

In South Africa a nigger was walking around with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets up with a white guy.
- "He is so cute! Does he speak?" Asks the white guy.
- "I don’t know I just bought him, they're running all over the place in Africa!" Says the parrot.